Pooping At Work: The #2 Zulu Thread


#21

But if you’re paying the water bill does it really count


#22

Also today marks exactly 3 months on the job and I have yet to poop at work or at a client


#23

Depends, can you deduct it from your taxes? Because then you’re pooping on the public dime and that works too


#24

Wow I almost feel bad for the next guy who has to use this shitter


#25

You’re an idiot. Pooping during billable time is the best type of pooping.

Not only are you being paid to poop, but someone is being paid to pay you to poop. It’s poopception


#26

It’s bring your shits to work day and lemme tell you

it’s a big day


#27

Took a break from billing to make a very time-sensitive deposit


#28

moved offices

barely get any wifi in the new bathrooms :frowning:


#29

Aw naw man you gotta shit 'n stream


#30

The only thing better than clogging up the boss man’s shitters is simultaneously clogging up his networks


#31

(extremely chris isaak voice) baby did a bad bad thing


#32

fuck you don’t do this


#33

Honestly I think if I could be responsible for a meme it would be selected screens of Chris Isaak in Fire Walk With Me as a backdrop for dril tweets


#34

He is comedically self-assured in every moment


#35

You ever waited two days to pitch a loaf then literally camped outside the work restroom so you can have the handicap stall with the support rails cuz u know it’s gonna be a bumpy ride

Asking for a friend


#36

Fiber, bro.


#37

It has been approximately 10 months and I still haven’t pooped at work or at a client


#38

Holy shit I didn’t even think about pooping at your client’s work, that’s like… inception


#39

Same