The Old Man and the Ree


#1504

mccain bit it finally.


#1505

#1506

Fucken finally. Do Kissinger next!


#1507

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#1509

“I’m certainly intellectually at my best,” he said. “I’m stronger, I can swim better, and my gum disease is gone. It’s like, what the hell?”

“Do you take any vitamins?” asked Rogan.

“No. No, I eat beef and salt and water. That’s it. And I never cheat. Ever. Not even a little bit.”

“No soda, no wine?”

“I drink club soda.”

“Well, that’s still water.”

“Well, when you’re down to that level, no, it’s not, Joe. There’s club soda, which is really bubbly. There’s Perrier, which is sort of bubbly. There’s flat water, and there’s hot water. Those distinctions start to become important.”

The modern Renaissance man


#1510

stop eating animals, start eating white people


#1511

Remember 4chan?


#1512

I am out of touch. Can someone explain Jordan Peterson to me?


#1513

if you were an enlightened individual you would already know


#1514

J :b: P is a transphobic canadian professor who thinks that cultural marks is going to ruin western society and tells neets and incels to wash their dicks, clean their rooms, and move out of their mom’s basement to get laid.


#1515

I am enlightened when I lift lid off the dumpster, but the raccoons are back.


#1516

His latest thing is promoting an all-beef diet, because apparently scurvy is a liberal conspiracy.


#1517

He believes using the wrong pronoun will put you in prison.


#1518

He also believes ancient art of snakes fucking is actually depicting the double-helix of DNA.


#1519

Fucking Zen Koan here.


#1520

Who will the old man yell at next?


#1521

Jordan Peterson is the greatest intellectual force of our time


#1522

Remember when Rick Moranis was the most famous Canadian

Things were simpler then


#1523

I remember when Nickelback were the most famous Canadians