The Old Man and the Ree


#1944

How many issues could be solved by shouting, “You’re a grown assed man” into a mirror?


#1945

me? not many

other people? probably quite a few


#1946

Imagine caring this much about sucking the dick of an old dead traitor


#1947

sounds very american to me


#1948

#1949

“A controversial farm bill was signed into law today. Plans to “salt the earth” raised eyebrows with the nations farmers, but commodity traders are keeping an eye on the future(s). Currently, there are no provisions pay for the salt. It’s speculated that the White House will provide the majority of it.”


#1950

In his resignation letter, Gen Mattis described his views on “treating allies with respect” and using “all the tools of American power to provide for the common defence”.

“Because you have the right to have a Secretary of Defence whose views are better aligned with yours on these and other subjects, I believe it is right for me to step down,” Gen Mattis wrote.


#1951

#1952

I think maybe Trump missed a memo or two about coyotes


#1953

We cannot allow a coyote gap!


#1954

They threaten the sanctity of our precious bodily fluids


#1955

“Mein Führer! I can walk!”


#1956

lol


#1957

#1958

Have to say I didn’t expect Congress to join the offensive in the war on Christmas.


#1959


#1960

Spicy


#1961

It’s almost as though day after day we’ve been reminded that our government is composed of brain dead rat fucks.


#1962

Merry Christmas from our fuckstick in chief


#1963

Are those K98s lmao