The Old Man and the Ree


How many issues could be solved by shouting, “You’re a grown assed man” into a mirror?


me? not many

other people? probably quite a few


Imagine caring this much about sucking the dick of an old dead traitor


sounds very american to me



“A controversial farm bill was signed into law today. Plans to “salt the earth” raised eyebrows with the nations farmers, but commodity traders are keeping an eye on the future(s). Currently, there are no provisions pay for the salt. It’s speculated that the White House will provide the majority of it.”


In his resignation letter, Gen Mattis described his views on “treating allies with respect” and using “all the tools of American power to provide for the common defence”.

“Because you have the right to have a Secretary of Defence whose views are better aligned with yours on these and other subjects, I believe it is right for me to step down,” Gen Mattis wrote.



I think maybe Trump missed a memo or two about coyotes


We cannot allow a coyote gap!


They threaten the sanctity of our precious bodily fluids


“Mein Führer! I can walk!”





Have to say I didn’t expect Congress to join the offensive in the war on Christmas.





It’s almost as though day after day we’ve been reminded that our government is composed of brain dead rat fucks.


Merry Christmas from our fuckstick in chief


Are those K98s lmao