Zulu Squad Twitterbook Thread v2.0


#2987

real talk: i do not feel good at all about killing this mouse. i would 100% rather just let one of the traps take care of it but i guess that wasn’t in the cards. rip little mouse. you fought a good battle. you escaped from my grasp 3 times only to be felled by america’s pastime.


#2988

today as i was driving home a bird/bat suicided into my windshield. it most certainly died

i felt pretty bad


#2989

This is Lou Gehrig’s story.


#2990

My daughter is going on her first date which means I have to buy myself a shotgun and a rocking chair.


#2991

School shootings have desensitized kids to the old man shotgun technique. Try using a kidnapping / extraordinary rendition prank instead.


#2992

I thought Canada banned all guns


#2993

lol


#2994

So how about that No Man’s Sky update?


#2995

It’s good apparently


#2996

#SeanLied


#2997

Guys


#2998

I am done with speed, I have no more. Stopping smoking grass after few days. The alcohol the fridge will be finish this weekend. Time to sober up. Use that year lifting pass. Chelsay Peretty is my new waifu now. She is a much better person then I thought.


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#3001

https://drive.google.com/open?id=1COvi4UvpUL8Oi5dtO7CNp6qDBdy9uW7c

Interesting, I didn’t know Zach Hill had published work


#3002


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#3005

video game hot take: jc denton’s VO is actually good


#3006