Zulu Squad Twitterbook Thread v2.0


#3807

Finally unlocked my classic main, Captain Falcon. The game really opens up when you have a good feel on a character. Was playing Pac Man before but he’s all distance game whereas Captain is all about throwing people around with pure aggression. It’s way fun.


#3808

If I only buy smash is the switch worth owning?
Not a joke question.


#3809

The only switch I want to smash is to my electric chair.


#3810

Correction: The correct term is massage chair. We here at Doink LLC regret this shocking error and have fried those responsible for it.


#3811

Ehhhhhhhhhhh no I guess not. If you can wait a year to get a used/refurbished unit then do that. I’m planning on getting a few more games when I’m not flat broke but if all you want is Smash you might as well get a refurbished Wii-U.


#3812

#3813


#3814

there’s a lot of really great games besides smash

i also use the handheld mode way more than i thought i would


#3815

Happy new year you cucks


#3816

#3817

Fuck you beat me to it


#3818

By like seven hours, in my case. But still.

TFW when dril is beaten in the contest for best dril tweet of 2018


#3819

My predictions for 2019:

  • Shaft is movie of the year
  • Corporations will exploit “furry sub-culture” for commercial gain - year of the furry
  • The yearly attempt to summon demons in the Nevada desert through human sacrifice, Burning Man, will be shut down by a Federal task force led by Jeff Sessions. The events of that day will later be made into a movie called Hippie Massacre directed by Neil Breen.

#3820

Got kid-nabbed in Germany and am somewhere in a whore house Romania being rented out to rich foreigners. Its not so bad, this is my life now. Just wanted to let you guys know I am ok.


#3821

Excelsior


#3822


#3823

I’ve been around the flat earth community for years, but something didn’t add up. This may be the breakthrough I’ve been looking for.


#3824

Really makes u think


#3825

I am vaping Anarchist blend with the pentagram on it. Odd coincident.


#3826

The pentagram tastes like strawberry.