Zulu Squad Twitterbook Thread v2.0


#723

i just gotta wonder what the original film was like vs the 90% disney ron howard reshoots we’re getting


#724

time to get my notepad out and watch this again


#725


#726

Testify Brother!

waves arms back and forth


#727

Same tbh fam


#728

i 100% thought this was real at first because i have so LITTLE expectations for this shitty film.


#729

also this better be in the movie or i will fricken FLIP out


#730


#731

dunkey uses this in his videos sometimes and im always cracking up


#732

Your Honor, I plead not guilty to the charge of commercial sexual abuse of a minor because I did not pay her for sex, I paid her for her time,


#733

Hey leetcheese and other Zulu richies

Get ready to buy the market dip with those fat stacks you have just for this instance.


#734

Ladies and gentlemen, the DOW has been solved.


#735

ILLUMINATI


#736

As mentioned in the bail hearing, the alleged victim accused Cliffe of filming their final sexual encounter without her consent. Monday’s statement noted what she told investigators happened after that encounter: in a car ride back to her neighborhood, the alleged victim mentioned the potential illegality of their arrangement (to which Cliffe allegedly “countered that it was technically legal as he was paying her for her time”).

Lmao


#737

It’s funny because while “paying her for her time” is a laughably ineffectual counterargument to solicitation of sex with a minor, it is the legal excuse that under girds the whole “arrangement” scene. Sugar daddies pay for company, which just so happens to include sex, etc.


#738

Ironically the Sugar Daddy thing works under the pretense that you’re paying for companionship, which does not include sex; in theory, the sex part is free, or more accurately, complimentary.

Obviously it’s a bit disingenuous to claim that sugar daddies aren’t seeking sex (or that sex happens coincidentally) but this is the legal foundation, anyway.


#739

falling%20cow%20with%20red%20hat

didnt have enough labeled things so i labeled more things


#740

now I get it


#741

You forgot to label the parachute “TAX BREAK”


#742

oh sure, you defacing Ben Garrison’s work is just going to make him be even more of a nazi now.

You didn’t think this through did you?